Zombocalypse Now – A Review

Zombocalypse Now by Matt Youngmark

My rating: ★★★★★

As a child of the late 70s/early 80s, I loved the choose your own adventures books so when I read about this book on some Geek site a while back, I HAD to do it. It was awesome!!

You're a snarky, chain smoking chainsaw wielding stuffed pink bunny. You're in the middle of a Zombie-apocalypse, living in a world where stuffed animals walk, talk, and intermarry with the human population. There's even a moment where you let out the battle cry "Leeeeeeroy Jenkins!"

I was killed by ponies, deer, mackerels, kittens and a pack of Catholics. I teamed with a cop named Mittens (who isn't a stuffed animal) and survived only once. The author states that there are 112 different endings (only 7 that you don't die). Go buy, rent or borrow it now! View all my reviews >>

Wherein; The Family Circus Goes PG-13 and I Still Loathe It

 

Wow! Dolly’s gone all hard-core!

This is much different than the sweet “yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.” nugget she laid on baby bro 15 years months … uhm, days ago. Fun fact this, according to Wikipedia:

if a film uses ‘one of the harsher sexually derived words’ (such as ‘f#%k’) one to four times, it is routine today for the film to receive a PG-13 rating, provided that the word is used as an expletive.

Wow! Well, Dolly, go ahead and drop that F-bomb on your little brother, then toddle over and go tell Snuffy Smith and Beetle Bailey off too. Kthanx.

Why Did the Neanderthals Cross The Road?

Answer: Because our human ancestors thought they were tasty! Even though it technically wasn't cannibalism (it would have to be the same species) it's still rather gross and of course the genocide of a sentient species for food and trophies by our early Homo-Sapien ancestors. Sometimes, history is just weird.